Quote of the Day

As a giant sinkhole slowly engulfs a Florida lake and surrounding homes, Polk County Natural Resource Division drainage manager Jay Jarvis felt compelled to clarify matters.

"My understanding is, if it's a natural phenomena, it's not the county's responsibility," Jarvis said.

This goofball figures it's more important to clear the county's responsibility than to protect the lives and homes of affected citizens. What an ass.