Thursday, January 26, 2006

Capitalism is Kanye's middle name

Controversy sells and Kanye West is developing himself into a master propogandist not seen since the likes of P.T. Barnum and Bill Clinton. Who thought his boorish comments about Pres. Bush could be topped? Ah, well, you have under-estimated Mr. Potato Head who poses on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone "as Jesus Christ in a crown of thorns."

The demagogue's love life appears to be causing some controversy in its own right. It seems that his current girlfriend, (former MTV secretary?) Brooke Crittendon, may be crowding Mr. Potato Head's space. According to Brooke, "I don't think we've ever been apart longer than seven days ... He's got so much going on, but he never makes me feel like I'm No. 2."

See might want to rethink that last comment. If the rumors are true, Mr. Head may be planning his own chocolate city by pimping himself out to Pamela Anderson and her prodigious mammillas.


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