Thursday, December 22, 2005

Exit strategy ...

From The Onion (U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy):
"My marines are the best-trained, best-equipped, most homesick fighting force in the world," said Staff Sgt. Cornelius Woods. "Just give us the order, and we will commandeer every available vehicle to execute a flanking maneuver on the airstrips of Mosul. By this time tomorrow, we will have retaken our positions at our families' dinner tables in full force."
Keep in mind that The Onion is a parody site. Who else is going to run a news brief that Natalee Holloway has been elected to the Aruban parliament?

The other major news from The Onion is the identification of Karl Rove as a leak "revealing Santa Claus to be 'your mommy and daddy' ..."


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